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Today we have another underwater item, the kelp archway.
Not the most exciting item in my opinion, but still pretty cool. I guess that if you're a member, it could make a nice entryway into your underwater den, which is always nice :)
It would be quite cool to have an archway for everyone, but I can't complain, can I?
Anyway...
Let's start with a rant, so I can finish happy c:
Here's the story; I was playing the new adventure, Special Delivery, and was trying to recruit Jammers to hop on the hearts. An eagle flew through (as they can do that) and said ''I can just fly through''. I was like ''Okay, cool!'' then I said I knew they could do that. I continued to recruit Jammers, while the eagle just sat there. She thought I was trying to get her to hop, which I wasn't, then she was like ''No, I'm not hopping''. I told her ''Not you'', starting to get a bit angry because of how snobby she was acting at that point. Then she started making fun of the fact I'm a non-member. Really? For the record, I have been a member for a long time... I don't get her point. Anyway, she was acting like she's the best thing since sliced bread because she's a member. BECAUSE SHE PAID A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY THAT ISN'T EVEN THAT BIG FOR PIXELS. PIXELS. She made me mad. She started calling me stupid, being really rude, etc., and to be honest, people like her ANNOY ME. SO MUCH. UGH. She also thinks the rarest item is the ''rare upside down cake''. Heck ,is there even such a thing? She tried to make herself sound ''smart'' by trying to use ''proper grammar''. Ha.
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| Girl you ain't my problem. |
The message I'm trying to spread is that non-members are no less than members. I'm planning on getting a membership soon, anyway, but still. She was a non-member, and will be one again when her membership expires. So what she's saying here, is that she's insulting herself. Anyway, all that members do is pay a small sum to unlock more features on a virtual game. Is that a big deal?Yes, it's fun, but it doesn't mean that members are any better than non-members. Member items? Sure, there are cool ones, but then again if you look at my 10 ugliest items list almost all of them are member. This immature eagle said she's 13 (same age as me) yet she acts like an 8 year old. She claimed she's smart and to prove it asked me for a math problem. What was she expecting, 9+10? 69*12? Is that what she calls hard? I don't have free chat so obviously didn't give her anything, I didn't want to be stuck there for another 2 hours anyway. She kept boasting, acting like she's the richest thing ever, and people like that are NEVER GONNA GET ANYWHERE IN LIFE. People like this are plain stupid and annoying.
I went to that shop anyway but thankfully the members in there didn't try to kick me out c: I wasn't the only non-member there, either
Her username is melybely. If you see her, I don't know, feel free to insult her or something XD Serves her right for being so rude and ignorant. Listen, paying a small amount to get differently shaped pixels doesn't make you better. I'm planning to get a membership soon but I love non-members and being a non-member. To be honest I kind of feel pressured to get a membership in fear of being bullied. Later that night I got a nosebleed because of the stress :c
Anyway, on to the happier part of the post :)
Monthly member gifts! If you joined after May 2013 you might have no clue what the actual heck I'm talking about. Monthly member gifts were introduced in June 2011 and sent out to every member each month. Here's a record of all the gifts, and from June 2012 you can see the ones I got c:
June 2011
'Member Gloves'
The very first member gifts, those gloves come in a variety of styles & colours. Only the legendary and dragon glove are currently available to buy in the Diamond Shop. My favourites are the legendary and lava gloves :)
July 2011
The famous spieakes
No, they weren't sold in the betaz. Spiked collars & wristbands were available as ordinary member gifts and came in 4 different types- collar, wristband, long, short. They came in 8 colours each and you could buy new colours of long collars & wristbands in the Diamond Shop before they went on clearance.
August 2011
The Claw
September 2011
Weather Clouds
Weather clouds, the cute items that can make your den rainy, stormy, snowy or even give it a rainbow, were given out in September 2011. The authentic clouds from the time have a 'rare' badge and aren't very common to see on someone's trade list. All the clouds are on sale in the Diamond Shop for 3 Diamond each, and the snow and rain cloud are for everyone.
October 2011
Trapped Phantom
In celebration of the Day of the Phantoms, those little trapped phantoms were given out to all members. They're quite common nowadays.
November 2011
Bubbletron 5000
This underwater clothing piece can be worn on the back and emits bubbles. It's quite cute but not so common to see on a trade list or an animal nowadays, although I like this item. When it was first given out, there was a glitch where they were all the same glitchy raspberry colour.
Only the colours of the gears varied, which were an indicator of the colour of the Bubbletron. This glitch was later patched.
December 2011 & 2012
Gingerbread House Den
This item was given out in December 2011 and 2012. It was also sold in the Diamond Shop for 5 Diamonds in 2013 & 2014. It is the setting of the Jamaaliday Jam party, and includes a stunning snowy landscape, luxury chocolate pool, gum drops and more!
January 2012
To ring in the New Year 2012, this popular party hat is still worn by many and a popular trading item. It comes in 8 colours and is animated. Non-members can use the New Year's Celebration hat as a substitute.
February 2012
Giant Lion Plushie- a version without the rare plaque is available at the Diamond Shop for 1 Diamond. This item is quite popular amongst Jammers.
March 2012
Elf Tail Armour
This item was popular from the moment it was released. Before it was even released, Sizzlerat, a Jammer we assume was an AJHQ worker, wore the item and let everyone have a preview of it. It is now for sale for 4 diamonds- however four colours do not make an appearance. Ironically, those 4 colours were the less popular/rare colours, now they are highly sought after.
April 2012
Hot Chocolate Machine
Also found in the hot cocoa hut, the hot cocoa machine is now sold in the diamond shop, too. I always really liked this item and thought it was cool to be able to make hot cocoa from your den.
May 2012
The month I joined! The gift then was Phantom Invasion, another game, and it had special phantom toys, similar to the claw, but phantom toys are for everyone. You can also buy this now.
June 2012
Golden Gloves
The month my sister and I got a membership. I got a golden lava glove. Those gloves are just like the ordinary ones released a year before, but golden! Now they are pretty rare as you can't buy them. I don't know if they are available in the Forgotten Desert.
July 2012
Nature Archway
Another pretty popular item, I don't think you can get it in the Forgotten Desert. When it was given out there seemed to be a correlation between the one you got and the den you had at the time, but this is unconfirmed. I got the flower one as at the time I had a princess castle den, and my sister had a volcano den and got the lava one.
August 2012
Golden Phantom Statues
Only one of those is sold in the Diamond shop. Those pretty cool den decorations make quite good items for trades, and I think you can win them in the Forgotten Desert, but I'm unsure.
September 2012- March 2013
For those 6 months the only gifts were pets. Although at first welcome, it later got pretty boring :c
September 2012
Monkey
October 2012
Tarantula
In water they make a thin white thread and hang on it, causing lines on the screen,when I first got it I thought it was my screen having problems XD
November 2012
Fox
I love those, they're cute ^o^
December 2012's gift was the same as December 2011's.
January 2013
Owl
I love how you can give them things like lollipops :D
February 2013
Tiger
March 2013
Arctic Wold (Pup)
I love them!
April 2013
Spirit Armour and Helmet
You can now buy this!
I think this item is pretty cool, especially the animated light things XD
May 2013- final gift
On 30 May the Diamond Shop was introduced. The final gift was the spirit glove, which you can now buy.
Phew, tiring post! Bye!
Being a non-member is just awesome. I can't find any of my previous comments here. Oh, and maybe I'll sign up to your Rainbow Splash if I have time.
ReplyDeleteI was sad when the Spirit Glove was the last membership gift. Darn the diamonds.